What’s Bandcamp?

Earlier this year, one of my favorite bands left their label, recorded a new album, and released it as a digital download from their own website. The hour it was due out, I headed to their site, and after several minutes of watching the page struggle to load, concluded that they were just slammed and made a note to check back the next day. But when I did, the site was, once again, excruciatingly slow. This time I was a bit more patient, made it to the checkout page, entered my billing info, and…the download didn’t start. I checked my credit card statement, saw that I’d indeed been charged, and emailed the band. A few days later, the lead singer sent me an apology, along with a direct link to the album’s zip file. I did not then forward that link on to my 200 closest friends, but I wondered how many did, and couldn’t decide whether it was a good or bad thing that most fans had probably given up before getting this far.

Well the new record turned out to be even better than I’d hoped, but now, months later, I’m still running into other fans who don’t have it. This just kills me, because here’s a relatively unknown band that deserves all the success in the world, made the admirable decision to do an entirely independent release, yet was tripped up by the sorts of aggravating technical issues familiar to anyone who’s ever tried to build out their own website. What choice did they have though? They could have put their music up on MySpace or any of its dozens of imitators, but all of those services offer bands what is essentially a sharecropping arrangement. They host your tunes, and in exchange it’s their logo, their ads, their URL, their traffic, their identity. What if you want to build out a site that’s very clearly yours? The only choice seems to be to do what the band did: hire a designer and engineer, buy or rent some servers, spend a lot of time and money, and risk ending up with something that either works poorly or not at all. Does it not seem crazy that if you’re a blogger, you can create a rock-solid site that’s your own in a matter of minutes (and for free), but if you happen to create music instead of text, your options just suck?

Seemed nuts to us, so we created Bandcamp, the best home on the web for your music. We’re not yet another site wanting to host your tracks alongside the trailer for High School Musical 4: I’m Pregnant. Instead, we power a site that’s truly yours, and hang out in the background handling all the technical issues you dread (and several you’ve probably never even considered). We keep your music streaming and downloading quickly and reliably, whether it’s 3am on a Sunday, or the hour your new record drops and Pitchfork gives it a scathingly positive review. We make your tracks available in every format under the sun, so the audiophilic nerderati can have their FLAC and eat mp3 v2. We adorn your songs with all the right metadata, so they sail into iTunes with artwork, album, band and track names intact. We mutter the various incantations necessary to keep your site top-ranked in Google, so when your fans search for your hits, they find your music long before they find bonkersforlyrics.com or iMyFace. We give your fans easy ways to share your music with their friends, and we give you gorgeous tools that reveal exactly how your music is spreading, so you can fan the fire.

So what’s Bandcamp then? We’re a publishing platform for bands, or, anthropomorphically/arthropodically-speaking, your fifth, fully geeked-out Beatle — the one who keeps your very own website humming and lets you get back to making great music and building your fan base. If this all sounds as highly satisfactory to you as we hope, we invite you to check out the screencast, read the FAQ, peruse a site already powered by Bandcamp, or cut straight to the chase and sign up for a free account. Welcome!

Recovered: My “Review” of Rock Springs, Wyoming

Given the current state of Dropbox Paper (can’t even trust the metadata,) I can’t be entirely sure why exactly my original draft of the mid-Missouri-to-Portland journey story – which included a failed tire slashing and our disquieting realization (at 1AM or something) that we were very near – if not right on top of – the scene of the worst anti-Asian-American massacre in the country’s history – never appeared in any of the dozens of export attempts from that service I’ve attempted over the years.

Yesterday morning, a friend’s inquiry into the pursuit of owning a Jaguar like mine led me to realize this, and you would not believe how much time I spent spinning my wheels to get the original text from Paper to what you can now experience on The Psalms. I hope some entertainment might still be gained from it.

aberration

Noun

  1. a state or condition markedly different from the norm
    • Synonyms
      • aberrance
      • aberrancy
      • deviance
    • Less specific
      • abnormality
      • abnormalcy
    • More specific
      • chromosomal aberration
      • chromosomal anomaly
      • chrosomal abnormality
      • chromosonal disorder
      • deflection
      • warp
    • Related
      • aberrant
      • deviant
      • deviate
      • aberrate
      • aberrate
      • aberrant
      • deviant
      • deviate
      • aberrant
      • deviant
      • deviate
      • aberrate
      • aberrate
      • aberrant
      • deviant
      • deviate
  2. a disorder in one’s mental state
    • Less specific
      • mental disorder
      • mental disturbance
      • disturbance
      • psychological disorder
      • folie
    • Related
      • aberrate
  3. an optical phenomenon resulting from the failure of a lens or mirror to produce a good image
    • Synonyms
      • distortion
      • optical aberration
    • Less specific
      • optical phenomenon
    • More specific
      • chromatic aberration
      • spherical aberration
    • Related
      • aberrate

aberration – LookUp

noun

  1. a departure from what is normal, usual, or expected, typically an unwelcome one

they described the outbreak of violence in the area as an aberration | I see these activities as some kind of mental aberration | the decade was seen as a period of aberration in the country’s progress towards a democratic society

Biology a characteristic that deviates from the normal type

colour aberrations

Origin

late 16th century : from Latin aberratio(n- ), from aberrare to stray (see aberrant )

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Noun

  1. economists said the figure was an aberration

Similar Words: anomaly deviation divergence abnormality irregularity variation digression edge case freak rogue rarity quirk oddity curiosity mistake

  1. it is possible that, in a moment of aberration, the parent may strike the child

Similar Words: abnormality irregularity eccentricity deviation transgression straying lapse aberrancy

  1. the experience might have been no more than a temporary aberration of an exhausted mind

Similar Words: disorder defect disease irregularity instability derangement vagary

Voicemail Hell 2024David Blue

Voicemail Hell 2024

Once again, I gathered the cacophony of unwanted spam voicemail messages I’ve been left over the past 18 months or so and layered them on top of one another.

Let’s call this a work-in-progress draft, for now… Definitely not as interesting as the last one.

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Cover Art Generation with Adobe Firefly

A user interface of an art-generating application with a prompt about visualizing unwanted telemarketer calls as circular cathedral art, alongside two circular monochromatic images that represent the concept with intricate details and surreal lighting.ALT

peradventure

Noun

  1. doubt or uncertainty as to whether something is the case; “this proves beyond peradventure that he is innocent”
    • Less specific
      • doubt
      • uncertainty
      • incertitude
      • dubiety
      • doubtfulness
      • dubiousness

Adverb

  1. by chance; “perhaps she will call tomorrow”; “we may possibly run into them at the concert”; “it may peradventure be thought that there never was such a time”
    • Synonyms
      • possibly
      • perchance
      • perhaps
      • maybe
      • mayhap

Keka for iOS/iPadOS App Store Review

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The best compression/extraction utility on the platform.

By far the most delightful compression/extraction utility for macOS (imo) is somewhat diminished in delightfulness in its mobile form, though not in its pure functionality. From the perspective of a year one iOS user with plenty of experience exploring what alternatives have been offered since the introduction of the File Provider API in iOS11, Keka for iOS/iPadOS’ shear speed is distinct enough from its few platform competitors to warrant the title of Best such utility on the platform.

Also unique/notable:

  • Open Source
  • Unique support for compression of entire directories outside the app’s respective system folder(s)

Extracting individual YouTube video URLs from Playlists with yt-dlp

Since I’m a longtime Raindrop.io user, I handle plaintext, line-broken lists of raw URLs a lot, though I’m used to having to get them to that state myself by some fiddling or another.

I was very delighted, then, to find that my very first attempt at the very first solution I found in a search engine on a journey to figure out what the fuck Rally Phonk is resulted in a plain text list!

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u/werid’s reply to a original poster in the youtubedl subreddit asking “Is it possible to extract individual videos links from YouTube playlist using yt-dlp or youtube-dl” is to credit for my success:

yt-dlp --flat-playlist -i --print-to-file url file.txt "playlist-url"

Craft Audio Sampler

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A comprehensive index of the audio notifications/effects found in the cross-platform “productivity app” Craft.

See their recent blog post about it: https://www.craft.do/blog/designing-sound-in-craft

And more details/the individual sound files on this public Craft doc: https: //extratone.craft.me/craftsounds

How we designed sound in a productivity app like Craft

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Craft Audio Sampler

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Craft Audio Sampler Sound Effects by David Blue | Listen on audio.com

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I decided while we were at Waffle House – in the midst of filming this video – that we’re gonna call the Drywall [car] video series Honk.

Can’t believe we’ve been around Big Mom ten whole times since the night I convinced my best friend to spend the whole night shooting me going up and down my mom’s basement stairs/wiggling my tight crotch bulge in nightvision. God bless.