Largely to play with Final Cut Pro for iPad, I decided to try the car wash run by – and directly adjacent to – the gas station in which I’ve been working for the past few months. It shall be the one and only time my Golf GTI ever experiences such a thing.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
…and by that I mean, if you care about the future of your car’s exterior finish at all, never use an automatic car wash, even one so meek as ours.

…as for the hashtags…
I think I’m beginning to understand the whole ChatGPT thing now…