You ever stop and wonder what the fuck you’re doing with your life? I was looking through Google’s properties on the iOS App Store the other night when I discovered Sci Journal – which is advertised as “the free digital science notebook brought to you by Google,” though some basic research revealed that it’s apparently been recently acquired by Arduino. Regardless, all I really care about is the app’s ability to tap into the most basal data coming from my iPhone 8 Plus’ hardware sensors.

As with the freedoms initially allowed by Siri Shortcuts at launch,