angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

Did he drink it.

Jimmy the Insufferable Spider

fuck u jimmy

JIMMY is not the CORRECT FRIEND TO HAVE

JIMMY IS INTOLERABLE AND VACANT OF MIND

JIMMY IS INSUFFERABLE and deserves death

fuck u jimmy

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kill jimmy fuck him

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HATE

JIMMY LIES

JIMMY IS MISERABLE and has decayed beyond repair

somebody repair jimmy before he disappears forever

fuck this little spider, nobody likes your kind “BUD3”

that fucking spider can fuck off

SPID3R METAPHOR

spiderman 3

This photographer is currently homeless, but this photo is changing his life

“good guy, go”

“good guy, good friend”

“nicegood guy, good friend guy" 

help jimmy die quickly