if you ever find yourself in the position I’m in rn – having somehow managed to forget to make an important call *all day* – just a reminder that it’s actually incredibly easy to schedule an iPhone telephone call that will happen without any […]

On Drafts’ Mail Integration One of the app’s most universal ‘native’ advantages, revisited. I’ve spent more cumulative time playing with my Obsidian configuration in the past 24 hour hours than the sum of the whole I’d spent doing so in the 3(?) years since […]

Download Random DJ Screw Chapter Siri Shortcut RoutineHub – Download Random Screw Tape GitHub Issue RoutineHub Page iCloud Share Link WTF Download a random gem from the 343-tape deep DJ Screw Discography on Archive.org in VBR mp3 format. I must first note that I […]

Telegram Themes 2 Six recent themes, archived and index for your ~~clicking~~ pleasure. – Little Princess – Saddle Brown – Tropical Cranberry – ToxicMania – Bloody Flower – Pacific Blue

Literally all I have for you is an endless supply of mocked up iPhone screenshots lmao.

The Fastest Route to Twitter Jail

My new Twitter Jail Siri Shortcut marks a milestone in Social Foolery. I graduated high school in 2012. Back then, TweetDeck was still a standalone desktop client that allowed one to post with just the ENTER or return key. I’d made it part of the Drywall Prime Directive to generally keep @ihadtopee in Twitter […]

guys, I am honored beyond words to announce that my collection has WON the 14th annual iPhone Photography Awards! they sent everybody else home!

it’s absolutely incredible that Twitter managed to make its first paid subscription service – something a lot of us have been begging for as long as Twitter, Inc. has been around – not worth it almost objectively even for someone like me: a decade+ […]

𝔄ℭℭ𝔘ℜ𝔖𝔈𝔇 𝔒𝔅𝔍𝔈ℭ𝔗 elaboration: this is the $349 “Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro” which – is not actually a full-sized keyboard – doesn’t feel all that great – can ONLY be used with an iPad Pro compared to a $149 “Magic Keyboard:” – can be […]

GitHub Codespaces x Bluetooth Keyboard = VS Code on iPhone I just found out that GitHub Codespaces are just full VS Code in the browser, which immediately led to an absurd realization…

so yeah #iOS does have a history. a lot of it is ugly. some bits are unbelievable. (A LOCAL SOCIAL APP EXCLUSIVE TO MIZZOU STARTED BY TWO DUDES MY AGE.) ((yes I documented what I could.)) watching disney movies from the turn of the […]

I’m a hypocrite and a liar… I have said “this is my last iPhone” regarding the past two handsets I’ve owned. recently, I suggested quite strongly that *if* I bought a 12, it would be a 12 Mini because small phones are good. and […]