I decided while we were at Waffle House – in the midst of filming this video – that we’re gonna call the Drywall [car] video series Honk. Can’t believe we’ve been around Big Mom ten whole times since the night I convinced my best […]

Windshield wiper in service position. In the service position, the wiper arms can be lifted away from the windshield  The wipers are moved to the service position as follows: 1. The engine hood must be closed. 2. Switch the ignition off, turn it on […]

Largely to play with Final Cut Pro for iPad, I decided to try the car wash run by – and directly adjacent to – the gas station in which I’ve been working for the past few months. It shall be the one and only […]

“I’ve never owned a car with four doors” has got to be the most 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘕 𝘐𝘔 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘐𝘕 𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘌𝘐𝘎𝘕 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘔 𝘙𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘐𝘕 𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘋𝘌𝘌𝘗 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘋 𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘓 𝘠𝘈 𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘔𝘌 flex I’ve heard in years.

If you were unaware, the midwestern United States has seen moderately below-average ambient heat energy levels, these past few days. After a full day of half-watching folks sliding (mostly intentionally! <3) through the t-junction just in front of my girlfriend’s living room’s window, traffic […]

Which way is right, which way is wrong?How do I say that I need to move on?You know we’re headed separate ways